An act performed by fantasy football participants wherein two teams conspire to help one team win by pulling shenanigans such as lopsided trades or dropping a great player when the other party has waiver wire priority. It is truly the lowest form of human behavior.
Team 1: Hey, I'll trade you my backup QB for your best wide receiver and when I win the championship, we'll split the money!
Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.
Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.
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just another breakdown that i can't afford but
can't worry about tomorrow's pain tonight (alright)
just another breakdown that i can't afford but
can't worry about tomorrow's pain tonight (alright)
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Get the Confusion mug.An early Roman symbol made to question the validity of the Christian Religion. The symbol consists of a broken cross with a dot in the middle and a sickle at the bottom.
by MotherOfTyme July 24, 2009
Get the Cross of Confusion mug.When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.
"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"
"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
by Double A Ron May 3, 2005
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Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
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