Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.

"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"

by Teekizzy December 28, 2011

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cockstalk

This is what is said when someone becomes obsessed with a male because of the prospect of his having a large penis.

"Just because he's a super hotty doesn't mean you have to cockstalk him...."

by J.R. Fralick December 2, 2007

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Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

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a person who trolls others by using their opinions as fact. Cognitive dissonance is their comfort zone. They are masterful trend followers and have no logical reasoning skills. They are also the smartest person in the room because of a liberal arts degree.

"Wow, hurricane Harvey really did some damage!"

"I bet it was President Trump making racist hurricanes."

"How does he have anything to do with this natural disaster?"

"You're obviously a racist, too."

"You have such a way with words. I could see you changing the world. Where can I donate to you cuckstarter account?"

by G2Barbour September 8, 2017

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