Climping

Spontaneously taking a day off work in order to have a day out with a friend or lover.

Like bunburying in The Importance of Being Earnest, it comes from a preferred destination for the activity, where the name of the location then becomes a verb.

Do you fancy climping on 14th October?

by Adrian Swall September 19, 2010

clomping

Making an "O" face and clapping your hands in front of it until it makes the perfect sound and looking like an idiot while doing so.

"We all sat around clomping our faces off"

by Sizzurpz November 24, 2014

crumping

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

Cumpling

Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.

"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018

by 666ieatass666 June 6, 2018

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping

John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.

by MaChar October 11, 2013