the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Cooping

A practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.

Edgar Allan Poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in Baltimore in October 1849

There's a reproduction of this practice in "Gangs of New York" movie.

by manvanhaus October 11, 2009

Clopping

An horrible sexual fetish involving mlp. Usually combined with other inhuman perversions like futanari, furry, rule34 or bestiality. A common perversion for bronies, even if they vehemently deny that. Examples can be found in r/clopping, in the Rule34 site or in the Fluffybooru site. Threads involving clopping are immediately deleted by the mods of the site that cannot be named ( Rule 1 ). If you find yourself attracted by clopping, please report to the nearest Arbiter station for immediate execution.

Brony: I am into clopping, but it is just an harmless kink
Sane human being: *Revs a chainsword and guts the brony alive.
Brony: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Celestia help meeeeeeeeeee!
Sane human being: May the Emperor have mercy for you, because I won't.

by MassiveAnalLeakage May 30, 2018

clip clopping

To wander about aimlessly for one's own amusement.

Nate's late again. He's probably clip clopping around downtown somewhere.

Or

I'm hella behind on my work because I spent all day clip clopping around on the internet instead of being productive.

by Halfy! July 20, 2008

claping

An activity not uncommon in rural Pennsylvania, in which a pack of vicious douchebags will attack an Amish person, who being a pacifist and will not fight back.

Jimmy Carl: Let's go clape some clapes with this here hunk a' concrete!

John Bob: Whoo hoo! Claping is twice as fun as cow tipping!

by tchotchotch March 15, 2009

Cloting

(clow-ting)

The act of placing cottage cheese on ones gentialia while wearing any type of cloth around said genitalia

Man i was cloting the other day, it felt so good to have lunch right there at the tip.

Julie likes cloting only in the winter, she told me the stench is unbearable in the summer months

by xphonehomex July 28, 2014

Closing the Curtains

Closing the curtains is an action.

When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.

Masturbation Lust Curtains

*Someone comes in the door*

"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"

by Carrotman1 November 20, 2014