clinical depression

Depression that doctors actually care about.

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.

by bobrocks95 November 13, 2009

critical hit

1. A term for an attack doing either double damage, or significantly more damage than usual. Taken from the game manuals and guides of countless RPGs, including but not limited to Pokemon and Dungeons & Dragons, and anything themed after D&D, etc.

Sweet, my near-dead-Machamp's/Fighter's Revenge/Cleave attack scored a critical hit on that Tyrrannitar-with-poor-defense/weak Kobold!!!PWN!!!!11!

by aka_Pyro July 5, 2007

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003

critical hour

The time in the middle of a crisis either that outcome will be bad to worse. Also the outcome could be from bad to good vice versa.

The survivors have to make it through the critical hour.

by Schmuckoff July 1, 2017

clinically online

a person who is completely and utterly addicted to social media and everything that surrounds it.

That guy jeremy is clinically online, what a bender!

by idui enjoyer January 11, 2022

clinically insane

someone who's general persona is on the mad side of normal. usually gets involved in acts of lunacy when intoxicated. these people usually deny the extent of their clinical insanity and try to find people who are more clinical than them, or at least claim that others are more mad.

gabe: tom is clinically insane

pete: why

Gabe: cos all he ever goes on about is how crazy everyone else is and last night he went and blew his last 150 pounds on hookers, he even spent twenty on talking to them after hed finished

Pete: yeah thats clinical

by yorkshire kiddo April 25, 2011

Critical Ops

A FPS shooter game for Android and iOS (and iPadOS) mobile devices. It has four different modes, Deathmatch, Defuse, Gungame and Ranked. There are many weapons and skins and even custom reload animations.

Joe: "Hey, wanna play Critical Ops today?"
Guy: "Nah sorry bro, gotta study today"

by jbk() April 3, 2020