cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

Clepit

A derogatory term originating from Florida. Generally used by homosexual frat boys or bros in general that are insulting females because they dont like females. The definition varies from region to region but its agreed in all places that it means unappetizing vagina.

homosexual frat boy: "Even if i liked girls I wouldnt get with you you clepit."

girl:"what?"

by masterofclepits May 3, 2009

clepto

some one who likes to grab people

tim is a clepto to all the girls and guys i kno!

by wolfsketcher September 15, 2005

cleptopheliac

a person whos symptoms include fucking stolen merchandise usually car amps obsessed with stolen things ,

uncle alex is a recovering cleptopheliac, and dale is fallowing.

by the don won July 1, 2008

chrono Clepsydra

Creator of Nightmare XV (s7.invisionfree.com/nightmarexv)

soon to be ruler of the world!

that Chrono Clepsydra is one tough bastard.

by chrono clepsydra July 26, 2004

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005

cleptohoe

A douchebag who purposley steals your hoe(s) while your spitting your game.

Dude, Jerry is a cleptohoe! He's always taking my girls from me!

by Adam Alexander April 7, 2006