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cleveland steam cleaner

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.
"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"
by Steamer Stanley September 23, 2016
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vacuum cleaner

a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.
I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.
by troy garner September 21, 2005
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Carolina Cleaner

For Use With Anal Sex Only. After the man has finished his business, there is always the unpleasant task of pulling out of the rear of the recipient only to find residue left on your member. To alleviate this problem, simply use a karate chop or a knuckle punch to the recipient's kidneys, while at the same time pulling out. This action will result in the sphincter contracting and becoming a "squeegee," which will wipe the member clean of any residue when pulling out.
I was feeling too lazy to wash off after putting it in her butt, so I utilized the Carolina Cleaner
by Hank E. Panky March 26, 2003
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self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.
Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!
by CJM379 December 5, 2002
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colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006
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weener cleaner

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.
by UFO 311 May 2, 2009
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codependent cleaner

A person who is unable to clean without having someone with them either keeping them company or cleaning with them.
She is a codependent cleaner because she only cleans the house when I'm home!
by joys May 16, 2015
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