Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

nose clams

Cocaine, as described by Charlie on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. "
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"

by Dave718 January 16, 2008

Capstone

A torturous heart-aching program created by the devils themselves, The College Board. The College Board are a bunch of saggy old people thinking of ways to ruin the lives of thousands of teens all around the world. Capstone isn't as heartwarming as a literal stone with a cap, it is as stressful as being a democrat in the Trump States.

Jerome contracted AIDS, HIV, and Down Syndrome due to the constant rape by AP Capstone

by PissedOffCapstoner November 23, 2016

Chapstique

The guitar player for the band Family Force 5.

I went to a Family Force 5 concert and saw Chapstique playing his guitar.

by Alana [is a panhead] (= May 1, 2010

Capsaicin

Capsaicin is a natural chemical found in spicy peppers. It is found in pepperoncini peppers, hot cherry peppers, jalapeño peppers, cayenne peppers, habanero peppers, ghost peppers, Carolina reapers, Pepper X, Plutonium hot sauce, and more. The hotter the pepper or chip or hot sauce, the more capsaicin it has and the higher the scoville level. Don't just jump right in to the spiciest peppers and hot sauces. Slowly build up your tolerance. Capsaicin is good for your heart.

I tried 5 hot cherry peppers. Hot cherry peppers have a scoville of about 2,500 to 5,000. That's not a lot of capsaicin. Red devil is delicious and has a scoville level of 800 to 1,200. Cayenne peppers have a scoville level of 30,000 to 50,000. Habanero peppers has a spice level of 100,000 to 350,000 scoville. Carolina reaper has a scoville level of 1,400,000 to 2,200,000 (about 1/8 the level of pure capsaicin). Pure capsaicin is 16,000,000 scoville.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.

1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.

by KDB December 12, 2006