Cheyenne

Cheyenne is someone who will never let you down. She has a beaming smile and an even more contagious laugh. She is total dork. Try not to piss her off though, she can get very intense when she's angry. If you were falling off a cliff Cheyenne would probably jump off as well just to make sure you had company on the way down ok. She's a ride or die kinda gal. There is no better friend, hands down. Cheyenne requires close to 20 hours of sleep a day, this is due to, well absolutely nothing that shit is just crazy. I mean seriously Chey 20 hours is a bit excessive, you are person not a bear stop hibernating. Her love and compassion is unparalleled and most people will never comprehend exactly how she feels. If you enjoy a good puzzle and are willing to love a Cheyenne you'll never regret it, anything you give is returned tenfold.

Person1: Hey have you seen Cheyenne?
Person2: Nah man. She's probably still sleeping.
Person1: Dude, its been 2 days...

by FartSoHardItShookTheBedSprings August 2, 2018

Lynne Cheney

Previous author of juicy soft porn LESBIAN novel set in the pioneering old west titled, Sisters. Current wife of Dick and second lady only to Pickles ( see laura bush). Also chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts (have you applied for your grant yet?). In 2000 during an interview, Cokie Roberts asked about her openly gay daughter. She adamantly refused to answer the question and admonished Roberts for even bringing up the subject.

Lynne Cheney wanted to tell the publisher to “go fuck yourself” when she learned they were going to reprint her 80s novel about lesbians of the old west. She held her tongue since that was her husband's favorite line. Instead she said, "How dare you mention the word lesbian to me. You cock sucking shit stain.”

by T Wade November 5, 2005

Cheyenne(:

my bestfriend. the sweetest, best person you will EVER meet.
she'll love you unless you give her a reason not to. and she will go to the ends of the earth for the people she loves. she rarely puts herself first. she can come off as a bitch, but it's only because shes stubborn, and doesn't care what anybody thinks. if she doesn't like you she'll tell you. she gets put through pointless shit that she doesn't deserve. her last words before we get hurt in trouble are always either " mom, i got this." or " ohmigod. i have the best idea EVER." the best times in life are usually spent with her, simply because she is alot of fun. she has the craziest ideas and lives on instinct. basically, you can't do better than a cheyenne. oh, and cheyenne, if you're reading this?

i looooove you<3

whaaa? that's cheyenne(:? i wish i was her.

by mypsuedonymasdfghjkl2 January 25, 2012

Dick Cheney

The man calling the shots underground while he is kept alive by 10 million dollars worth of machines (paid for by the taxpayers) for the sole purpose of screwing over the world.

Dick Cheney is an evil genius who only looks out for Dick Cheney.

by Dems_Rule February 25, 2004

Dick Cheney

1. to shoot in the face by accident

2. to shoot in the face.

And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.

by LinusUrgo June 20, 2008

Dick Cheney

Someone who "accidentally" caps your ass while on a hunting trip and then responds to the incident with "Sorry, I thought you were a quail or a deer."

Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?"

Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."

by Big Snigglet December 9, 2008

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010