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chocolate cheesecake

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.
by Kool aid April 4, 2005
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fuck the cheesecake

To say fuck it, to the bullshit, to the cheesecake, to all of it. Just fuck it.
by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006
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fried cheesecake

by joselyn woods June 19, 2008
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Strawberry Cheesecake

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.
After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake
by Phish September 1, 2003
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Cheesecake Whore

A cheesecake whore is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic.
Damn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake whore, hit that shit, and be out.
by Patrick N May 28, 2006
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cheesecake

1. A dessert pie with filling made from soft cheese such as ricotta, Philadelphia or farmer's cheese. Commonly lemon or vanilla flavored, baked without top crust and often topped with fruit. (Technically a pie, not a cake, since it is unleavened and contains little or no flour)

2. A genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940's, often featuring modest poses by movie starlets displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake dessert.

3. (Hence) Any pictures, modeling, posing or shooting for glamour photography or softcore porn.

4. (From above) Anything that is soft, sweet and enjoyable.
Okay, Baby-- show me a little cheesecake.

Thanks for telling me about this cheesecake job opportunity.
by Mac Person July 11, 2006
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Bloody Cheesecake

The act of ejaculating on the face of the individual you are having sex with, then proceding to punch them in the face, giving them a bloody nose.
I gave that chick a bloody cheese cake last night, she didn't stick around long after that.
by huzzah October 27, 2004
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