cheesefish

An originally Slovenian food that looks like a fried filet of fish and is usually served with tartar sauce and a lemon, like fish would be. However, when you take the first bite you realize the terrible truth: it's cheese. Fried cheese.

"So how was dinner last night with Lori and her parents?"
"Not so good, playa. They pulled the old cheesefish switcheroo on me."
"Oh shit man! You fell for that one again? That's rough!"

by Nick D October 27, 2003

Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin

Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!

Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!

by King of the blumps May 1, 2009

Cheesesteak

The act of two people being from Philadelphia, PA dancing with someone between them, then start squeezing them instead of dancing.

Did you just see Zell and Reese give that girl a Cheesesteak. She is out of breath now, but she took it like a soldier.

by Young_Zell July 20, 2009

cheesefire

When a discussion/debate turns into a fight, you stop for a moment and flash a friendly smile at the other person to lighten up the things a bit. Non-military version of 'ceasefire' with the word 'cheese' used to denote a smile.

Jenny: Enough of this bullshit. Now you know why I don't talk with you very often.
Rob: cheesefire (Flashes a smile)

by Ye110wJacket October 11, 2012

wiz wit cheesesteak

A man takes a dump on a long roll: the steak. He then ejaculates on it: the wiz (or cheese). Then he puts his fresh toe nail clippings on the top: the wit (or fried onions). He then makes his partner eat it.

I gave your mother a wiz wit cheesesteak last night while you were at tennis practice.

by biggus cattus May 12, 2011

Philly Cheesesteak

When a man pounds a woman's pussy until it resembles roast beef, ejaculates onto the brown lips, and then eats her out until she comes. If the Philly Cheesesteak is properly executed, the girl will begin cussing like a typical dickheaded Eagles fan. No need to say "Whiz Wit'" when you request this cheeseteak. If you want the authentic smell of a Philly steak shop, you can fart in her face before you deliver the main course.

"Yo Donovan, I can't believe your muddah let me give her a Philly Cheesesteak on the first date."

by Eagles suck fat cock. January 29, 2009

cheesemaster

Being excessively cheap, mainly used as slang for the beastmaster in war3:tft or anything else that is perceived as overpowered.

That beastmaster was such a cheesemaster before they nerfed him.

by muppet June 25, 2004