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Chardonnay shakes

When you've had Chardonnay and nothing else for dinner the previous evening, and you feel like you have Parkinson's instead of a hangover.
(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"
by I<3Barney February 17, 2010
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yea sip that chardonnay

Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback

the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink

also same thing as saying you just got PWND
guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)

guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!

AT party

Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do

Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay
by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011
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Chardonnay

Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.
Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.
by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008
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Chardonney

The most beautiful, talented, and amazing person you will ever meet. She's shy but freaky and has a very bubbly personality. She walks with uncertainty but she loves to express her feelings with friends and in her journal. She will always care for you no matter what and will be there for anyone who needs a helping hand. Once you have one, don't let her go.
Chardonney is the love of everyone's dreams.
by oof202 May 28, 2018
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chardanai

A bellend who usually has a boyfriend named Ben and a best friend named Tom. Then there’s that Charlotte girl on the side.
Chardanai is a dickhead
by Chardanai January 8, 2018
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Chadrone

A biracial male who is tall, confident, and most-importantly can pass for white.
Greg: “How is it that you get so many white girls, as a guy with a black dad?”

Matthew: “I’m a chadrone - white girls feel comfortable around me.”
by Onehappytoker January 25, 2023
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Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.
Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.
by REDxIV January 16, 2011
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