french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.

It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.

by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010

Chandler

An amazing guy that can be a jerk but is extremly funny and sweet. He smells amazing and is average height. He may not be your first choice in a guy, but after you date him you'll want him forever. He listens to everything you say and he's protective if someone hurts you. you can trust him with anything and know he won't tell anyone because it's just who he is. He's a great football player and swimmer. He won't leave you for someone else, but you have to watch because that's his problem, if he finds someone else he may date them and you too. But that isn't common, he's a great guy and one of the best boyfriends a girl could have. He's cute too and the best kisser on the planet. And a girls dream guy after you get to know him.

"You're so funny and amazing! you must be a Chandler."

by A.L.L.People November 23, 2011

Chandra

Charged or energized with electricity: a hot wire. Arousing intense interest, excitement, or controversy: a hot topic.
Sexually excited or exciting.

Damn, that chick is fucking Chandra.

She's more than smokin'. She's Chandra.

by Mike AZ baby December 14, 2006

Chandler Hallow

guy who always loses mrbeast's challenges

mrbeast: Chandler hallow lost another challenge
everyone watching: oh no! anyways...

by personliol August 21, 2020

Chandelle

Caring and loving person. She doesn't take no as a answer and is very out spoken. Isn't picky but can be at times. So people see her as a outstanding and confident person that can stand up for anyone. She doesn't like when people annoy or talk bad about her.

"I saw chandelle while I was walking my dog"

by 143Gogo December 26, 2018

Chandler Job

A job that is known little by the general public outside said profession, although varies on importance/value to society. This is referring to Chandler Bing from the TV Show Friends, who's no one knew the job title or description was; rather the company said employee works for. A Chandler Job often prospers in the Corperate and Buisness Worlds.

Jane: I am a Nurse Practitioner working at the local Hospital in the Emergancy Department.
John: Thats intersting! I am a IT Buisness Consultant at Intel.
Jane: That is SUCH a Chandler Job!

--

James: What does your older brother do?
Jack: He works at Intel.
James: What position at Intel?
Jack: Ummm?
James: A Chandler Job I am guessing.

--
Joey: What is Chandler Bings Job?
Rachel: A umm, Transponster!
Monica: Thats not even a word!

by thecoolcanadian August 13, 2010

Chandrika

A sweet and smart girl with beautiful features. She’s one of a kind and a great friend. Very loyal to her close ones. Intelligent in her own way and you can keep your secrets with her! Her one smile can change your day!

You are the Chandrika of my life!

by kath534 November 23, 2021