christmas 

A debased Christian festive day, an over-commercialized time of quiet desperation, but a time of supposed good-will to our fellow man. 'Cause being kind once a year is better than never at all.

"Can I give money to the Sally-Ann,Mum" "Yes, dear, after all it's Christmas." "Let's give to the Foodbank, after all, it's Christmas" "Should we invite poor lonely Kevin?" "Sure, it's only once a year."

christmas by Canuckkitty September 15, 2005

christmas 

It's the best time of the year...

I don't know if there will be snow, but have a cup of cheer!

christmas by fo my pizz da playa December 26, 2003

christmas 

Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.

"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY--"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH NOT THE CAROLERS!!!! -hides-"

christmas by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Christmas 

A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.

Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.

Christmas by pseudonym April 1, 2004

christmas 

The hypocrisy day. The time of the year where it's mandatory to spend a lot of money for all the people you care about to prove you love them. If you don't celebrate it you're a weirdo.

But...it's Christmas!

christmas by madeforreal February 19, 2011

christmas 

The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.

Timmy: Daddy, why are we killing a tree?
Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son.
Timmy: ... What?

christmas by StraightEdger52 December 2, 2011

Christmas 

My favorite holiday and time of year. A holiday created by the early Christian Church to celebrate the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem, around 6-3 B.C. This is the REAL meaning of the holiday and it has NOTHING to do with an old, fat geezer giving gifts to kids. Jesus was NOT born on December 25th, as many people believe. That is just the date that was selected by the early Church to remember his birth. He was actually born sometime in the Spring, to fulfill prophecy.

Christmas is a time people present gifts to each other to commemerate God's gift to humanity--Jesus, God's begotten Son. The Christmas tree represents Christ's sacrifice on the cross. The red colors we see signify his shed blood.

The legend of Santa Clause is almost entirely pegan and has almost NOTHING to do with Jesus. The idea of Santa Clause came from Saint Nicholas in the Middle Ages, who gave gifts to children at Christmas. The idea of flying reindeer guided by one that has a red nose as a light is complete hogwash. And I have no idea how the sleigh came about. Santa Clause is depicted as an old, fat man with a white beard and likes to eat snacks left by children on Christmas Eve. According to urban legend, Santa Clause will not drop by until all all children are asleep.

I have no idea how the idea of stockings and coal came about.

No matter what Christmas means to people, it is the most celebrated holiday of the year.

Christmas by [e-mail] November 25, 2007