Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean

Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality

by 05..23 May 25, 2019

clout chasing calpurnia crackheads

a group of crackheads who love calpurnia, but every calpurnia fan hates them

Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"

by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

by Alan Statham November 11, 2011

calipygian

a person with a beautiful behind

You remember Rosha, that calipygian? She's sweet and beautiful! ;)

by cranium did it January 4, 2004

Caliphate

A caliphate, is the Islamic form of government representing the political unity and leadership of the Muslim world.

A unified Muslim world.

Members of the last Caliphate government (Ottomans) declaring war (jihad)

by Welcometomyworld September 22, 2011

Carnival Calypso

This is where you will be at a Carnival/Festival and you see a really attractive lady and you defecate in her mouth in public and then you receive a fellatio with her shit stained teeth.

I was sitting on the grass at a Festival and saw people were actually doing the Carnival Calypso

by Craig4who August 26, 2009