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caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.
Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.
by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014
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antic cafe

The full name of the j-rock band more commonly known as ancafe and , improperly, antique cafe. They are known for their lighter, upbeat sound and image that makes them oshare kei instead of visual kei. They consist of:
miku:the happy, pretty vocalist
bou:the very cutesy, girly, kawaii guitarist
teruki:the spazzy, talkitive drummer (less creative dresser)
kanon:possibly the hottest in really a cute, punky way thing to ever be on earth. the bassist
Did you hear Antic Cafes new song Pusshin Prin? I love it! I had no idea that miku was a pudding fetishist!

Antic Cafe had a great concert last night, teruki and bou did a really yummy fanservice.
by lolita~princess December 9, 2008
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cafeteria lady

Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.
I had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.
by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
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caffeine

(student is holding coffee in hand)
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007
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caffeine o'clock

The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.

See also "half past caffeine"
Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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caffiend

(CALF-feend)

A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.

1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.

2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.

3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks like he hasn't slept for days!"

Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"

Office employee A : " Your telling me"
by SpudTheCrud November 22, 2013
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Cafe Rhea

Diarrhea as a result of eating at Cafe Rio
It's hard to get any work done with all this Cafe Rhea I got from eating two pork enchiladas for lunch.
by Daag The Destroyer August 29, 2016
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