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cool story bro

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro
by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009
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cool nig

1. An expression commonly used in conversation today in response to another's comments to add emphasis to the word "cool." It is not to be used offensively or in any way degrade the person who to whom this phrase is stated.
Jane: OMG! I had a such a great day today. I went shopping, got my nails done, and met up with Nikki for lunch. I could go on and on about my day, but I don't want to bore you with details!

Nick: Cool nig.
by europekebaad November 20, 2011
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as cool as a cucumber

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future
John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.
by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015
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Cool Duck

A person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. People like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. A Cool Duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they ARE cool. Cool Ducks also enjoy looking at girls' chests.

Being a Cool Duck requires all of but not limited to the following:

Playing Pokemon
Stepping on people's shoes
Randomly hitting people
Shouting "Quack"
Being in Acadec
Cussing for no apparent reason
Looking at Boobs
Taking Opportunities.
1: Dude, why is that guy looking at her boobs so discreetly?
2: Damn, what a cool duck.
by JatYou September 1, 2009
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Cool shirt guy

That guy you know with all the latest shirts. Everyone knows him, just not his name!
Dude! I saw cool shirt guy today!

Really?! was he wearing an awesome shirt??
by bobthesquirl May 31, 2010
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Cool Weird

The definition of cool weird is Sophie Martin and Joshua Lambert. Simple
Sophie: We are very weird but it’s okay because we’re cool weird 😎
Josh: We are the definition of cool weird
by sexgod1919 October 15, 2020
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High School Cool

A person who was only cool in high school, and needs to re-live those days daily in order to get through their boring, pathetic, mundane lives.
"Wow, Alex is so effin High School Cool, its kinda sad....."
by Mererocks October 14, 2011
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