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cannapiss

The opposite of cannabliss. Cannapiss is when you have a bad high( feeling stress or brain dead). It can also be used to describe a pot hangover.
1. Jesus Christ Tim, this stuff is giving me cannapiss.
2. I have a major cannapiss right now man.
by Jeremy Dawson June 28, 2007
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cannabiscuits

Hey ese, your mama made some cannabiscuits!
by Branden AaseN February 3, 2004
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Cannabisia Scientifica

A person who smokes cannabis as a way of life. Not just to get high, but for what it has to offer. To make food, music, and everyday activities better. They don't get high just because, they get high to improve on situations.
"AJ smokes a lot of weed"
"but damn is he cool!"
"yeah, he must be one of those cannabisia scientifica."

stoner pot head weed marajuana
by njss June 25, 2010
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Cannabliss

The state of being totally euphoric under the influence of cannabis.
That profound statement was written in a moment of cannabliss.
by Ridiculous13 December 10, 2017
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cannaboner

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)
John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.
by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010
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Cannabisalism

When you're so high that you consider eating one of your friends
Guy 1: yo, i had the munchies so bad last night i almost took a bite out of Chris's arm
Guy 2: sounds to me like a case of cannabisalism
by MKCKD January 17, 2011
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cannabis

Cannabis is the genus of plant that divides into three species: Sativa, Indica, and Ruderalis. Sativa is the only specie that produces THC which gives you the head high. Indica produces other cannabinoids which give you the tired and stoned feeling. And Ruderalis is an unstable variety of Cannabis that no one smokes because its gay and doesnt produce any get high chemicals.
--All the weed you smoke has Sativa in it. A lot of the times there a Sativa/Indica hybrid, but if you wanna get really high, pure Sativa's the way to go.
--All medical cannabis doctors refer to it as cannabis, never marijuana, because that word came from a mexican descent describing it as dope.
--The song "La Cucaracha" which very few people know the words to after the title, was actually made back when America made cannabis illegal. They made that law because mexican americans were coming to the US and smoking it, and there was a prejudice towards them from many white authorities. The song plainly states "the poor cockaroach cannot travel without his marijuana."

La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
marijuana para fumar
This cannabis is giving me a head trip! It must be sativa.
by PILLburryDOPEboy November 23, 2007
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