brovalone

a bros favorite kind of cheese

bro1- yo bro want a panini

bro2- hell yell broski
bro1- what kind of cheese u want brochacho
bro2- how bout some brovalone broham
bro1- totes!

by yoyoninja September 8, 2010

broclamation point!!!

adding the word BRO! to the end of a sentence to sound like a badass.

more commonly used broclamation point!!!

You owe me five bucks, BRO!

I had to go the store to get my chick tampons, BRO!

by slappinfish August 15, 2010

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009

brocolli

slang term for marijuana

We smoked that whole bag of brocolli already?!

by hemphead April 7, 2003

brocel

A fellow brother of the incel community; specifically on Reddit. They are often described as sad, unfuckable virgin men with ugly looking chodes that are repulsive to the eyes. They are also often described as being BIG anime fans and are the type of people to jerk off to hentai and buy anime waifu body pillows.

“Bro, did you check out the Reddit brocel in the park corner hugging the wierd ass anime body pillow”

“Yeah what a fucking cuck, that little bitch pussy probably still lives with his mom and has the whole entire Five Nights at Freddie’s book series.”

by BrocelJockcel November 2, 2020

Brotality

Violence done in the name of being dudes. Simultaneous headbutts, chest bumps, and only dual destructive behavior.

"Shit dude, watch the brotality. I just got of the hospital."

by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009

Broball

Any sport that can be played in a space of time known as bro-ing out. Uniforms require at least sunglasses, a rugby shirt with a popped collar, and any other clothing that would be associated with being a bro.

Me and the bros are going to play some broball at the brodome, then we'll brobably just bro out.

by SuP3r 1337 Br0 J3s73R March 14, 2009