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The bro code

The code that bros have among each other
Bro think about the bro code
by MidNightShade44 May 10, 2021
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Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.
Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Bro Code

Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.

Such as:

Rule 1. Bros before hoes

Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed

Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners

Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro

Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
‘Phone rings’

Cole: “hello?”

Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”

Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up

Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”

Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”

Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”

Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
by Cole BB December 2, 2020
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bro code 1305

You cannot under no circumstances have your bros girl on social media or phone contacts
You have my girl on instagram , cmon man that's violation of bro code 1305
by Dudo1578 December 15, 2019
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Bro Code

The Code that all bro’s must follow. It has many rules that must never be broken. The Bri Code was created and written by Barney Stinson
by Ahidhejshe January 18, 2024
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Bro Code

Bro code in a nutshell

Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE

Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH
by Why da f u looking at my name February 8, 2021
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