Brainstipated/Brainstipation

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea

oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation

"Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy

by DADDY 😏🍆 March 23, 2021

brainless_bee

brainless_bee is one of my funniest mutuals🫶🫶🫶

brainless_bee is a very funny tiktok creator

by gettindiggywithit April 27, 2022

brainless gay

A guy who is literally gay to the point where they would say “I wish I was gay I hate girls”

“That dude is such a brainless gay. Why does he hate girls?”
“What type of person is hates girls so much that they would want to be gay? A brainless gay.”

by Blitz1197 May 21, 2023

brainstew

1) Good ideas become even better when you set them on a backburner and ignore them until they just won't stand for it anymore. Delicious.

2) Mummy soup. Popular in late Victorian Egyptologist circles. Generally a side dish. Delicious.

Oy guv'ner, be a lad and pass a sup of brain stew, wot?

by B. March 13, 2005

Brainmeats

Gross, childish synonym for one's brain, and usable in a carnal context. Refers to the physical brain and person's conciousness, a mind, as one entity.

My brainmeats are often filled with unpure thoughts.

by Grandmother Death December 9, 2010

brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.

I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!

by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017

brainfeel

a mental sensation consisting of a complex combination of emotions, sensations, memories, thoughts, values, and past experiences.

Snacking on homemade ginger snaps with my quirky family at Grandma's each year during the Christmas Season bring with it a unique brainfeel.

by alnino2005 September 15, 2016