Borderline Simp

A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.

Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Borderline

Someone who cannot decide if that want Taco Bell or not.

He was borderline for a while but then he crossed the border and order a double decker.

by uVSthem July 11, 2011

borderline retarded

A religious person.

Religious people are borderline retarded. Simple as that.

by RabidCarnivorousGiraffe July 30, 2016

Borderline Emo

Borderline Emo

One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.

Also may have suspicious looking scars.

Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"

You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."

Them: "Fuck you."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

borderline motherfuckin faggot

The step before really really gay. More of a "wtf is he doing?" kind of gay than a flaming queer eye for the straight guy kind of gay.

When we're in the locker room, he's just walking around with his shit hanging out like nothing's the matter. We think he's borderline motherfuckin faggot.

or

Did you just say you want me to suck your dick? That's borderline motherfuckin faggot.

by B Y and D-Murder December 27, 2008

borderline bullshit disorder

A term that mocks the mental disorder borderline perosonality disorder. This disorder is a complete joke and most teenagers who have it have nothing wrong with them. All the problems that are associated with it can all be dealt with by self-control, not therapy. People who do have it need to learn to grow up and quit making excuses. Therapists should not be allowed to use this disorder as an excuse to label people either.

I fucking hate borderline bullshit disorder.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 28, 2010

borderbitch

relates to the sport of rowing, or crew

Noun: borderbitch, borderbitching
To be a boat in a bordering lane of a race, i.e. the outside lanes that usually catch the strongest wind and wakes while the middle lanes stay sheltered. Sometimes bordering lanes are left unmarked, forcing the borderbitch crew to steer off of another crew in the adjacent lane.

Verb: to borderbitch

1: Hey man, what lane are you in for your race?
2: Lane 8...the unmarked lane closest to shore right by the rocks
1: borderbitching. rough.
2: yeah. we don't even have a real stakeboat to hold us down at the start.

Rower: what lane are we in for our race?
Coxswain: we're borderbitching.
Rower: Dammit.

by brower_wvcll July 7, 2010