Booze Elf

The Booze Elf is first and foremost...a rat bastard. He is solely and remorselessly responsible for any and all mishaps while you snooze in an angelic, alcohol induced slumber. Who leaves the TV on all night? Booze Elf. Who makes food and leaves the refrigerator door open? Booze Elf. Who parks the car in the neighbors’ prize rose garden? THE BOOZE ELF! There are no known photos of this nefarious Ne’er-do-well…only evidence of his puckish presence.

Damn it! looks like the Booze Elf pissed in the kitchen sink...again.

by Drink lika Fish September 25, 2010

booed up

Spending time with your boo. aka your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Tina couldn't hang with us because she was booed up.

by Dana Dane July 30, 2008

Booze Poos

Similar to a Hangover, Booze Poos is a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking. <sung to the tunes of Blues Clues> "Not Quite Booze and not quite poos, booze poos, booze poos".....
One should also note the slimey texture as its slides/slithers down the side of your toilet bowl...

"Dude, I just had the mad booze poos this morning <insert catchy booze poos jingle>"

by wokboy July 31, 2006

boozedevous

A rendezvous of booze. It is the result of two or more people leaving from two or more destinations and meeting in a central location (i.e. alternate city) to booze/drink and reminisce about the good days gone bye.

My best friend from college and I are going on a boozedevous before he gets married and has kids.

by boozie the cow September 4, 2013

Booze brains

1.When to much alcohol is consumed by a person or persons who cannot handle there liquor. Often leads to bad choices in life,usually things you will regret in the morning.

1.Johnny lost all his money gambling because of his booze brains.
2.That fucktard is going to drive home after all that beer,must be his booze brains kicking
3.Is that all your gonna do is drink every weekend,your gonna get booze brains you son of a bitch

by Foonami October 30, 2007

boozethusiast

There is a grey area between casual drinker and alcoholic, this is where the boozethusiast pulls up a barstool.

"Johnny drank a whole bottle of whisky by himself, I think he's an alcoholic!"

"No way, he biked home just fine and went to work on time. He's a boozethusiast."

by JohnnyBender October 18, 2012

boozepoose

verb
1)The act of being a dumbass
2)Behavior that blonde or ditzy person would engage in

adjective
1)A casual insult to describe someone who is clumsy/stupid

*Johnny knocks over the pitcher of beer*

"hey comeon, you BOOZEPOOSE"

by XIN420 January 25, 2023