Chiquita Bonita

Someone who enjoys the sexual pleasures fruit such as bananas.

Guy#1 -I heard Heather is a Chiquita Bonita, is this true?
Guy#2 -Yup, she definitely is, she has the most extensive banana collection I have ever seen.

by The Toothless Puffball December 6, 2013

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Chica Bonita

J-E-S-S-I-C-A G-E-R-M-A-N-Y
bootylicious

Jessica Germany is bootylicious AND she is a CHICA BONITA!

by Catriona December 13, 2003

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there are only a few people on the planet earth that deserve this title and among the few are Catriona Currie and Jessica Germany.
requirements:
-you have to be a friend of Jessica Germany or Catriona Currie and that doesnt always mean that you can be a chica bonita
-you have to be tall or bootylicious (which both catriona and i are)
-play water polo
-acquire the cool yet dorky yet sophisticated lifestyle that only chica bonita's live
-you have to have a great sense of humor and be able to laugh at stupid things
-you have to love Jack Black cause he is the coolest person
-and it would be cool if you could rap the fresh prince of bel-air
there is probably more requirements but i cant think of the rest, but these are the biggies

Yo, that girl is so fly hanging out with Jessica Germany and all, she must be a chica bonita, i mean look at that fine ass...damn

by funky fresh fly girl December 22, 2003

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There is no way that I can beat the definition of Chica Bonita that my funky fresh flygirl already defined. I mean....Jessica Germany is THE cHiCa BoNiTa!! In order for you to even TRY to be a Chica Bonita you have to play water polo, have a pact, dress up as a geek and a witch on halloween, go to Budget Driving School and have Adolfo as your teacher, go and watch the scariest movies at the theater (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Gothika), be incredibly popular, make fun of really boring people, be a member of a rap group, be bootylicious, eat WAY too much popcorn, and there is so much more. Nobody should even attempt to do all these things so they can try to be a Chica Bonita because it's just not possible and will only cause a great amount of disappointment in oneself.

There is just no way that anyone other than Jessica and Catriona could be a Chica Bonita. Unfortuneately for the rest of the world it is just not possible. Sorry everyone.

by MC Cat December 27, 2003

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SOCIALS ; bonita vista !

are girls/boys who wear all there clothes from hollister .
girls////guuys are helluuuuh sexxxaaaay ! especially frm that school bonita vista . annnnd theyre very concieded . they go around chillen with alot of people , annddd ,.. wear alotta ; eyeliner , maskara , & lipstick/lipglos ! theyreee alwaays carryyinnng a big puurse ,. nd doin theyre hair . girls haair is pretty muuch : Cuurly , Wavyyy , Or Straighht . & carry a small ipod w/them evrywheeere & noo how too shuffle good . theeyyyyyyy , even take lot of pictures . guyys mostly wear lotsa white . & have mohawks , anddd ; yehhhhppps . theyreee boothhh snobbby too !!!!

Jack : hey look at that hot chick !

Xavier : no , dude . shes a SOCIALS ; bonita vista ! ! so ; shes mean , stuckup , and a bitch !

Jack : i dont care foo , she fiooone .

Xavier : watevr

by shilo gomez November 20, 2010

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