Similar to the infamous Arabian goggles. Place testicles over victim's passed out closed eyes, dick on forehead while in the crab-walk position. Scoot the gooch across victim's nose while laughing hysterically, let out a forced wet fart as your asshole passes over victims nose, then boogie on out crab-walking.
You should have seen the look on Jeff's face when he realized that Cody had just done the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) on him seconds before he came to due to vibrating nostrils, priceless.
by Creamofyoda January 31, 2009
Get the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) mug.A bloagie was defined on the Preston and Steve show as a man receiving fellatio from a female while eating a hoagie. Most notably at any Wawa location or wherever a hoagie may be found. Said act is also acceptable to be performed on a female by a male or another female as well.
As I walked into Wawa at 3am to get a sandwich, I saw a guy parked in his car in the middle of a bloagie.
by Wes J November 12, 2007
Get the bloagie mug.this is a sexuall action which occurs when a male has extra cum on his penis puts it on his finger tips and smears it on his partners closed eyelids. when the partner awakes from their sleep their eyes will be crusted closed with day old cum.
by jimmy joe-rilley June 16, 2008
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Get the blogic mug.When a real-world news article gets reworded and obliterated by someone's personal opinions and bias, then the article is picked back up by another news source, thus, spreading misinformation, or severely tainted information, to the masses. Could also be viewed as a digital version of the childrens' game known as telephone.
Joe: Hey, did you see this article about the clown that drove his car into a swimming pool? The article says he was on drugs.
Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.
Joe: Oh. I hate that.
Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.
Joe: Oh. I hate that.
by compact asian April 25, 2010
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Sure the DIA is down today, but that's just bloggerkreft. We won't know what it really means until the monthly jobs report.
by Diacritic March 10, 2011
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