bloge

a very skinny, ugly and tall person with a wig made out of cheetos.

Yo, you see that bloge over there? Pretty ugly.

by Insan1ty_ November 2, 2020

Bloge

A frenglish way of saying blow job, or blowie.

"Donne moi le meilleur bloge de monde, tout de suit."

"Man, she gave me a wicked bloge the other night!"

"Bloge: give it back"

by Guelph-Ginger-Kids June 14, 2010

Blog it

A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.

Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.

by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017

Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar

brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

by RobertCalifornia October 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request

congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request is every word you see on the Urban Dictionary website (excluding the definition you first see)

by fgv January 31, 2022

© 1999-2020 urban dictionary ® advertise terms of service privacy dmca remove help blog data subject request

You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.

Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

Bob: © 1999-2020 urban dictionary ® advertise terms of service privacy dmca remove help blog data subject request

by David Nyan November 26, 2020