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Bloge
"Donne moi le meilleur bloge de monde, tout de suit."
"Man, she gave me a wicked bloge the other night!"
"Bloge: give it back"
"Man, she gave me a wicked bloge the other night!"
"Bloge: give it back"
Bloge by Guelph-Ginger-Kids June 14, 2010
Related Words
Bloge • blogerrhea • Blogebrity • Blogedian • Blogee • Blogel • blogellectual • Blogenesia • Bloger • blogerent
Blog it
A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:
Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.
Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.
Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.
Blog it.
It's an ORBX airport.
Write a book.
Blog it.
It's an ORBX airport.
Write a book.
Blog it by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017
Blodgetize
to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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