Booty blap

Shoving, squirting or otherwise placing dope, drugs or controlled substances in your rectum, anal cavity , or ass.

Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!

by MaryJane Potter September 27, 2015

pig blap

When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.

Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that's getting pig blapped.

by Sasha U. May 2, 2006

Happy Blapping

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.

Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"

by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Bling Blap

Better than bling bling; more expensive.

"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"

by KillahhCaityy January 19, 2009

angry blap

To be performed by experienced perfesionals only. Its when you are getting a blow job and you pull out just as you are about to cum. You cum in one eye, and poke the other eye, so thet the cum filled eye opens. then you trademark it by slapping her nose with you still hard cock giving her a nose bleed. Also refered to as the BLAP BLAP BLAP..

"Man this one time at band camp, this chck was giving me head and i gave her the angry blap, and shoved a flute up her ass.. "

by the angry russel September 12, 2009

Blip Blap

Manchester UK slang for a cannabis joint reefer or spliff used as early as 1991.

Just had a blip laffin!
throw a blip blap together.

by Kingy7 October 15, 2012