bashful bladder

Bashful bladder is stage fright is shy bladder is pee shy is pee anxiety and is paruresis which is a social phobia which means whenever you are away from your home toilet you can't piss no matter how bad you have to go and develop a strange, noticeable, tender bulge in the area below your belly button.

When you have bashful bladder your 9 hour day at high school, at work, at a rock concert, or at a football game is pure, excruciating hell, the revenge of too much chlorinated water or too many cans of Bud and sphincters that won't budge.

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

movie bladder

The phenomenon of always having to urinate more urgently and frequently when watching a movie at the cinema.

Although often thought to be caused by drinking too much soda due to eating popcorn, movie bladder has also been noticed when the subjects have drunk neither soda nor water while watching the film.

It is possible that the combination of a dark environment, watching fictional people's lives and sitting stationary for a long period of time acts as a diuretic, thus causing movie bladder.

It can be controlled, although not always prevented, by limiting intake of liquid for the duration of the movie and for an hour or two beforehand.

Man, I got movie bladder so bad in Star Wars that I had to leave to go pee and I totally missed the scene where Darth Vader revealed that he was Luke Skywalker's father!

by ChocoholicBec July 9, 2009

camel bladder

One who can hold their piss for long as times.

6 hour road car ride

"How have you not had to pee yet?"
"I have camel bladder"

by dickfaggotson May 20, 2016

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017

pop that rat's bladder

A positive expression that something is great, enjoyable, fun, exciting, etc.

"That giant cowabunga wave is really gonna pop that rat's bladder!" - a surfer

by coolestcoolofall November 30, 2020

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

by DDG September 8, 2006