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Beijing booster 

A term referring to cheap Chinsese made turbo chargers that are usually purchased from ebay.com or other e-commerce platforms and have names similar to real aftermarket performance brands. Also a synonym for "ying yang spinny thang".
Person 1: Did you see that Ben put a $100 turbo on his Civic?
Person 2: Yeah, I wonder what number will he get on the dyno with the Beijing booster.
Beijing booster by orange demio November 29, 2021

Beijing Bargain

A smokin’ deal that sounds too good to be true.

Originated from the fact that businesses can produce products in China for prices that just can’t be beat.
“Only 250 for a human liver? You must have dropped your prices cuz that’s a Beijing Bargain!”

Beijing Pork Market 

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"

Beijing Ye 

"Ye" is NOT Kanye; instead, it means Grandpa, or "Lao Ye," and often refers to someone from the upper class who has nothing to worry about in their life. Beijing is the capital of China, where most riches live. Thus, the term means something like "Rich Mf from Beijing." The term is made famous by a video clip in which an old grandpa-looking dude talks about how he lives free of worry in a hilarious way.
A: Man, look, I have to pay my fucking mortgage; that's why I'm busting my ass off on the street selling weed and got caught yo!
B: Dude, you're pathetic; I never have to worry 'bout non of that. My dad gave me a Bugatti for my kindergarten graduation.
Andrew Tate: Your dad is a TOP G.
B: For real, for real. I'm a fucking Beijing Ye, I don't do any Jiba(fucking in Chinese) work, I AM MY OWN FUCKING BOSS, yall losers.
A then pulls out his Glock......
B: Daddy chill
Beijing Ye by KingMoneyASAP June 13, 2023

Beijing Opera Steamer 

When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.
Francis was giving Jim a fantastic Beijing Opera Steamer after partying all night...

beijing cocktail 

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping
Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping