big juicy bazonkers

boobs.

big juicy bazonkers

by GodlyWorlds May 10, 2023

badonkey

awesome, cool, synonymous for "badass"

Pronunciation: "buhh-donkey"

"Chuck Norris is a badonkey"
"That new car is so badonkey"
"Your website is badonkey"

by Betsy Pickett December 10, 2008

Banonkers

When something is bananas or bonkers, it's a mix of the two words. I was in the garden one day when I looked at one of the trees that i had recently pruned, in a matter of weeks it had doubled in size to my disbelief. I would usually say that this was 'bananas' or 'bonkers' but I got the two mixed up and out came 'banonkers' !!!!

Look at that flying pig....that's banonkers!!!

by jwseanie September 13, 2010

badonkey punch

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth

"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"

by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013

Badoink

The term used for when a police chief is murdered because his idiot friend was chasing robot coochie.

"wow, did you hear about that guy who died?"
"yeah, I heard it was a badoink."

by yeet7890 September 29, 2019

momma-bazonkers-powers

When a mother cries, whines, complains or loses it to get her way

Mom uses her momma-bazonkers-powers to get money from my dad.

by smilingontime October 19, 2011

Badoinka

When a man gets an unexpected erection.

Friend: "oh shit! look at her ass"
You: "awe man...badoinka! can you drive me home now?"

by Kevie October 13, 2003