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internet boomer

noun: An old-timer who constantly mutters things along the lines of "back in my day, I used IRC chat rooms to download illegal contents by sending commands to bots. Also Yahoo and MSN messenger were the best instant chat clients accessible." They were the first proper internet-raised generation but can't really keep up with Gen Z.
DrPayne: "The urge to be a cunt toward a 14 year old is hard to hold back right now."
Me: "ok internet boomer"
internet boomer by nuhhh November 4, 2019
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An expression coined by The Discovery Channel used to express love for the Earth.
Guy 1: I love the whole world!
Guy 2: Boomdiada!!!
Boomdiada by Kris Yeager October 6, 2008
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Boomer Juice

The White ultra monster energy drink, commonly drank by boomers.
Yo kyle, can you pass me some boomer juice
Boomer Juice by Battleelvis July 7, 2019

tuba boomer 

A sexual move where a female blows into a male's asshole like a tuba. If done properly, the male's penis will blow up like a balloon. The male proceeds to "boom" her.
Bro #1: Yo, I had a hard time getting it up for Patricia last night.

Bro #2: Yeah Bruh? What'd you do?
Bro #1: You know my move Brozzle! Tuba boomer.

Bro #2: Hell yeah! Bet she'll come back for more...
tuba boomer by TubaBoomer July 18, 2014

Poontang Boomerang 

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.
"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

boomerang-wang 

any male sexual organ which is bent, kinked, curved or otherwise humorously deformed.

Boomerang-Wang is a noun
Ben has a small, purple Boomerang-Wang

biomedical engineering 

A major or field of study that sucks the life out of its participants. Since it is strongly related to medicine, a lot of undergraduates study BME as pre-med students. However, they quickly learn that after classes such as 'Analysis of Biosignals and Systems' and 'Instrumentation Lab', biomedical engineering is not worth the lack of life it creates.
Well, I was studying biomedical engineering. Then our entire class failed Biosignals even though the curve was around 30%, so I switched to Business.