by PonkeyIsALedgend August 29, 2017
Get the torquey boar mug.A definition of “pig” as defined by ladies and feminists, but a boar is ore sophisticated and asks the lady(s) permission before making perverted advances; in some ways a “gentleman perv”
Girl 1: Man I talked to this kinky-ass perv last night, wanted to choke me and do me from behind upon meeting!
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.
by WyldOzzy October 30, 2018
Get the Boar mug.When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.
Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
by Chezwegs May 28, 2019
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Get the boared mug.Acting:
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!
Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"
Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"
Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!
Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"
Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"
Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"
by Grey Mage January 15, 2012
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