Batty Biscuit

An unusually large brown biscuit that may cause pain when excreted from the batty.
An unpleasant turd.

Oh man, I just dropped one killer Batty Biscuit in the chod bin!

by Ciderspiller October 12, 2011

Batty wagon

When one of your homies owns a wasteman of a car.

Paul: "Yo man, you seen craigs new car?"
Sean: " Yeah bro, it's such a batty wagon!"

by Itssuave January 26, 2015

batty slap

A ferocious arm movement involving the hand (usually the back of the hand) connecting with the cheek of someones backside.
A slap of the batty.

(owen runs around naked with josh filming)
owen: you put that video on youtube and you'll get a batty slap.
josh: harder!

by timige March 27, 2008

batty wash

Jamaican slang for any stimulation of the anus with the tongue.

That girl you just kissed is known for her love of giving men batty wash

by ja-bwoy December 01, 2006

batty boy

A gay or homosexual man. batty being your butt, if your a bayyt boy, it means you are a boy who likes it up the but

Ali G: Your a batty boy, you like it up the batty

by Piemanthe3rd December 29, 2003

batty bwoy

A gay man, homosexual

Stop actin like a batty bwoy

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Scatty Batty

The sexual act of shitting on anothers ass(batty)and smearing it all over or to use your own faecaes and do the same. usually during scat sex or solo masturbation.

You had a really scatty batty last night after i shat on you and then proceeded to bum fuck you.

by Andy McColl May 25, 2008