Push button, Recieve Bacon

A humorous meme that began with a photo of an electric hand drier with the pictures describing how to use the machine. (One presses the button to begin the airflow) The images looked like they described "Push button to receive bacon"

*Guy looks at hand drier* "Ooh! Look! Push button, Recieve Bacon !"

by Hachiro October 24, 2009

Creed Bratton

A character in The Office who you often question what he does outside of the office, but we love him anyway

Creed: If that's flashing then lock me up

Creed: Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave

Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton

by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018

buttons deep

The level of how intoxicated (increasing or decreasing) one person is through a night. (usually following a certain number of actual buttons deep) As the person (male or female) becomes more intoxicated and comfortable, more shirt buttons are undone. Either to show cleavage or chest hair, the drinking person might think makes them look more appealing. Good for use in present or past tense.

"Look at E over there...she's 3 buttons deep!"
"Ya she's felling the effects of the booze."

or:
"Man you were trashed last night!"
"Yeah I know, I was 5 buttons deep."

by themagichat January 3, 2009

cute as a button

Adorable, cute, charming, attractive, almost always with the connotation of being small, and therefore extra cute.

a cute little white Bischon Frise named "Bamse" is as "cute as a button"

by mm4 July 30, 2010

Mud Button

Another phrase for anus.

"I ate way too many peanuts last night and this morning my crap came out sideways and ripped up my Mud button."

by Norge April 8, 2005

Cummy Buttons

Unintentional ejaculation caused by repeated stimulation of buttons on a shirt. Often happens in extra excited pre-penetration conditions of clothing removal

guy 1: I got some last night
guy 2: she said it was Cummy Buttons

guy 1: *runsaway* *cry*

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

bitch button

The ignore button on your cellphone when you receive a call.

I could tell she hit the bitch button because her voicemail came up after one ring.

by Alex 1991 September 4, 2007