D.B.D

A poor quality illegal D.V.D bought from a oriental women resulting in the above pronounciation.

Would you like buy D.B.D?

by Oliver Smith July 20, 2008

O.B.D.

O.B.D. Also known as "Operation: Bad Decisions". When a group of people know things are going to take a turn for the worse, they deem the occasion "O.B.D".

After a night of drinking, they called an O.B.D. and decided to make prank phone calls.

Tonight, we O.B.D.

by rocknro27 June 1, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

b d

an expression used in text messaging to represent a "thumbs up". The b as the right hand and the d being the left.

I get to see you today b d

by AnnaBananabd January 13, 2009

L.B.D

Lazy bastard disease.
Being a lazy bastard for no discernible reason.

"I'm only been up for 4 hours and I'm knackered..."
"Mate you've got L.B.D.

by Brown bear 456 May 31, 2011

B & D

B & D is recreational scolding.

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

B.D.G

Big dick gang. A gang formed in Oregon by Gabe. Sydney’s bitch ass doesn’t wanna put B.D.G on her Instagram bio.

Oh shit they got a big dick cuz they in the B.D.G

by Big dick Gabe August 23, 2019