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Asscrack Anthony

A guy whose buttcrack is always showing. The male version of a 'Buttcrack Betty'.
"Oh look at Asscrack Anthony over there...how does he not feel that!?"
by PlanetPeace June 23, 2022
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mushy asscrack

A mushy asscrack is an asscrack thats not been cleaned, hairy, nasty. But delicious. Having a mushy asscrack is a lifegoal everyone should have.
1. DAMN. That nigga got the mushiest asscrack ive ever seen!

2. You right, i would love to get a taste of that mushy asscrack
by mushyasscracker January 3, 2019
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asstrack

1. This is the line or 'track' of poop left (usually on accident) on the inside of a pair of pants or on anything else one unwittingly sits on without pants too-soon after eating a bad meal.

2. Sometimes it is the term for intentionally leaving a line of smeared shit on a division administrator's desk.

3. Applied to anyone being a douchebag/asshole/meanyhead/player hater.
1. Aw, man, my favorite Chino's are ruined from a huge asstrack.

2. Did you hear how Treuxaun freaked out when she saw that huge asstrack on her desk?

3. Did you see Fred break the tap on the keg? That guy is such an asstrack!
by Lautoro September 23, 2009
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asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.
Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.
by norman December 23, 2004
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asspack

(n.)1. a pouch or satchel worn directly on or above the ass.

2. a globular body of fat in the region directly on or above the ass.
3. douchebag
4. a narcotic filled plastic sac inserted in one's rectum (usually to smuggle drugs across the border )

(v.) 5. to stuff one's ass with an object or body part.
1. I put my wallet in my asspack.
2. Yo that bitch is workin' an asspack right nah.
3. Hey, Rick, stop being an asspack.
4. The po busted ma asspack.
5. Donald asspacked James with fudge.
by beatnikchik January 30, 2009
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asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival July 24, 2007
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