asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb May 15, 2007

Asstox

The act of getting botox in your Ass, usually to tighten it up or make it look better. Used most frequently by milfs and pornstars.

Joe: DAMN!! Danny, your mom's ass is lookin' FINE today! Did she get an asstox?

Danny: Dude...that's my mom...don't be gross...but yeah...she did...

by El Tostados January 26, 2010

asspocalypse

When the ass is to strong.

Dude I saw asspocalypse video last night.

by BraveheartWasFilmedIn3Weeks August 25, 2016

Asspon

When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.

“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”

by flexmaster01 December 6, 2019

Asspotato

When a wedgie is so deep that your first attempt at un-wedging it fails. Must take at least two tries.

-Credit to mainly me but also a little credit to u/Bakedasspotato

"Yo you see that girl over there digging at her wedgie? "Nah bro. That's some serious asspotato"

by Ididntsayscream November 1, 2021

Asspow

When you try anal with someone who embodies Rambo and treats your ass like the enemy.

Janet made a banana bread then let her husband asspow her into the next decade.

by Rogerin March 18, 2022

Assport

Noun.

Similar to a passport, except it’s a picture of your rectum.

I wanted to go visit my friend, but I was told that getting an assport is more simple than getting a passport.

by anonymous May 5, 2022