Asspergers

A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)

"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"

by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009

assertive

prone to being a pain in the ass

i see youve been to self assertion classes then...

by Incony October 17, 2003

asspect

Monacle a donkey wears.

My donkey is near sighted in one eye and wears an asspect.

by sly Dude December 17, 2009

Assy Asserton

a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.

Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!

by Franklin October 27, 2004

assertive

too willing, clingy and appears wasy

Maggie was assertive in trying to hookup with Andy, because she tried to pull him over into the corner, he thought she was too easy, and didn't bother

by Maggibell May 25, 2005

Asspurtunity

An opportunity to get ass.

Yo dude let's hit up that party this weekend there will be a lot of slutty chicks there. It'll be a sick asspurtunity. Hopefully I'll get my weiner and/or vaj touched.

by eneman182 December 3, 2011

Assertive

A smart way of saying rude. A cover up for the word rude.

*two girls having a chat*
Girl 1: “I’m very assertive”
Girl 2: “No you’re not, you’re just rude”

by Official English Dictionary May 21, 2021