Asshat

One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.

I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat

by GrandCentralLaughter October 04, 2019

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When you put your bare ass on top of someone's head like a top hat.

Joe waged a prank war on Zach when he gave him an asshat after practice last week.

by BGoat January 27, 2016

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An asshat is a person who would generally use you to get higher up in the world thus leaving you behind in the dirt. They would pretend to be your friend to get items money or break your heart for the fun of it.

He is such an asshat!

I know right I thought he was my friend

by MidgetManLink October 02, 2015

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A short little man who lives in his mom's basement that pretends he's a well-respected world renowned sports writer, when in fact - he's just a douche who thinks too highly of himself. Suffers from little-man syndrome.

James Rowe is a fucking asshat

by douchebagmcgee69 July 24, 2019

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English:
Somebody who tries to use Google or Google Maps in 1942.

Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean".
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!

by idkijustlikejojo May 27, 2020

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