assbio

The vicious combination of body and fecal odor.

"Dude, I can't believe you got paired up to work with that hottie!"

"Believe me, man, I was thinking the same thing. It's not as good as you think. She's got some serious assbio going on. No joke."

"Oh man! You sure it's not just B.O.?"

"Trust me man, there's definitely some ass in there. 100% assbio. It's a crying shame."

by BSmooth357 June 4, 2009

Assflash

The act of flashing your ass as oppose to a front flash. This is also known as a backflash.

Julia totally just assflashed me!

by Alien in Hotchkiss January 27, 2010

Assfar

a unit of length.
11,616 feet, equivalent to 2.2 miles.

Person 1:How far do you have to go?
Person 2:An Assfar!

Person 1: I have to go exactly 2.2 Mile
Person 2: Holy shit! Thats an Assfar away!

by mynoduesp1234 December 23, 2010

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

Asfirda

SOMEONE WHO HAS BAD TASTE IN MEN.

I love Randy SHUT UP ASFIRDA

by That weird girl online 👽💩 April 24, 2023

son of an assbitch

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.

"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."

by mcklucker October 8, 2007

Assdick

the act of a female when spooning with a male, the female then positions her ass directly in alignment with the male's dick. this is usually practiced as a full proof technique to initiate sex, especially when the male is oblivious to her previous advances.

"After suffering through 3 hours of tivo'd Entourage I slipped him the assdick and we were sexin it in no time."

by MelissaVanessa October 4, 2009