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a unit of length.
11,616 feet, equivalent to 2.2 miles.
Person 1:How far do you have to go?
Person 2:An Assfar!

Person 1: I have to go exactly 2.2 Mile
Person 2: Holy shit! Thats an Assfar away!
Assfar by mynoduesp1234 December 23, 2010
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ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020
End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.
Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar
AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019
The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.
"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."
Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014
The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.
"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"
Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.
assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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