Swagglehorned

To be raped metaphorically with a thrusting motion and no lubrication. Disappointed.

I was suppose to go on the boat but it rained all day, I was swagglehorned by mother nature, and it hurt.

by mynoduesp1234 June 24, 2009

Assfar

a unit of length.
11,616 feet, equivalent to 2.2 miles.

Person 1:How far do you have to go?
Person 2:An Assfar!

Person 1: I have to go exactly 2.2 Mile
Person 2: Holy shit! Thats an Assfar away!

by mynoduesp1234 December 22, 2010