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Assabet

A vocational high school in Marlboro, Massachusetts.

Quite possibly one of the worst schools in the state.

Preppy white kids or Brazilian gang bangers are the majority here. But there is a small minority of Blacks and Hispanics.
The school is known throughout eastern MA as a drug infested hellhole full of future criminals.
Max: I hate Assabet! Them Brazilian dudes just tried to give me weed for FREE! How fucked up is that!!
Jake: That school sucks, man. You need to transfer!
by Metalhead83 September 23, 2011
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asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.
Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010
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Assarectomy

To place ones foot in another's ass
Yo bro if you don't stop fucking with me imma give you a assarectomy
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To Assange someone

To send a dossier, or compilation of documents, to ruin someone.
To Assange someone: She stabbed me in the back so I Assanged her. What? I FedExd a dossier to her lover. Once she gets it... Wait and watch her world explode.
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Menage Assange

The act of having sexual relations with more than one partner within a short period of time.

Where, upon discovering of the concurrent nature of your relations, the partners conspire to destroy your life.

Named for Julian Assange’s misadventures in Sweden which have seen him facing extradition.
Tom thought he was a bit of a player sleeping with two girls from his work in the same week.

It wasn't until they conspired to have him fired that he realised he'd had a Menage Assange.
by Smarticus101 August 20, 2012
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To pull an Assange

To slip off a condom on purpose.... after express orders have been given to use one (especially when done sneakily and behind a girls back!)

Background: Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder has been accused of taking off his condom after having been asked to use one and has actually been imprisoned and is likely to be extradited to Sweden for this nasty move.
The bastard pulled an Assange on me last night! Now I'll have to get the morning after pill....

He tried to pull an Assange on me! I slapped him in the face....
by ThorValkyre December 29, 2010
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assange

(v) To assange means to rape. Related: assanged, assangist, assange them bitches.
Don't walk down that dark lane - you might get assanged.
by the condom wikileaked December 24, 2010
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