aluminize

A verb describing the act of covering something with aluminum foil.

Aluminize the chicken so we can bake it in the oven.

by Fran to the Cisco October 14, 2006

Aluminoid

Aluminoid is a person(s)that converge on events surrounding a major sporting event. Aluminoids will at all cost seek out and retrieve any left behind can(s) or bottle(s) with "deposit" marked on them. The only bottle or can that is safe are those in ones hand. Those left on the ground, a table, trash can or on the bumper of a car are fair game. After feeding on cans and bottles, they converge in mass on the local bottle or can return venue. They are particularly active around major college football venues before and after a game.

The Aluminoid's arrived at the tailgate party grabbing all the cans on the ground then proclaim "any cans?" before leaving to feast on the next location.

by RCKCC October 9, 2007

Aluminati

(ə-ˌlü-mə-ˈnä-tē)

-n pl

Elite members of society who belong to a conspiratorial organization which attempts to control world affairs. A central tenet of the group is a belief that aliens and/or governmental organizations want to read their minds or control them using electromagnetic "brain-rays," and that such attempts are blocked by covering one's head with aluminum foil.

Why didn't the doctor let us talk about UFOs until we put on tin foil hats? He's one of the Aluminati.

by Smart as Shat September 3, 2010

Aluminum Meat Pusher

when a man, in the mdidle of intercourse, takes aluminum foil and wraps it his shlong until it forms a dildo like object. He then stuffs it with meat (usually lamb) and starts butt f*cking the female or male with it

"When we get to our apartment, im going to make sweet love to you and pull the aluminum meat pusher"

by iCitDeniFuckit December 31, 2009

Aluminum Fart

When you fart while sitting on an aluminum object, most likely a bench in a park. The fart will be very distinct and sharp, and will get the attention of everyone in the park.

I was watching my kid on the swing set, when I had an aluminum fart! I was so embarassed!

by Pally103 June 10, 2009

Macbook Aluminum

The Macbook Aluminum is the redesign of the original Macbook by Apple. It was released during October of 2008. It is created by billeting a single piece of aluminum and creating what Apple calls the "unibody" which is a one piece aluminum enclosure. The Macbook Aluminum features a 13.3 inch LED backlit screen with a native resolution of 1280x800 and a glass enclosure with a black bevel. It features a Intel Core 2 Duo with either 2.0Ghz or 2.4Ghz depending on the model chosen. The 2.4Ghz model features a backlit keyboard and a larger hard drive. Other than that both models are the same. Each model carries the new nVidia GeForce 9400M which features 256mb of VRAM and offers a very fast and much improved 1066mHz frontside bus. The addition of this custom built card allows for larger files to be open and run at faster speeds. It also allows for Leopard to run faster and also opens up the ability for Macbooks to play demanding 3D games such as Call of Duty 4 at a very decent clip, something that was only previously possible on the Macbook Pro. This also allows for faster transfer of information from the processor to the RAM which is now expandable to up to 4GB. The other new addition is a completely single piece trackpad which is made of glass and incorporates multi-touch gestures. The new iteration of the Macbook also omits FireWire and replaces the AVI port with an Apple proprietary Mini Display port. The 2.0Ghz model is available for 1,299 dollars with the 2.4Ghz model at 1,499 as of this writing.

Microsoft Fanboy: I just bought this new Dell laptop and it wrecks at running Call of Duty 4! I mean dude!!!

Macbook Aluminum Owner: Hey... would you quiet down... I'm playing Call of Duty 4 on full texture settings and owning PC kiddies like you online if you don't mind...

by ManBearPig1942 January 2, 2009

aluminium

how the british people say aluminum

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by reno April 20, 2005