alternacaps

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!

by Duke August 9, 2003

Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Alternative music

A vast music genre that can be similar to pop music, or completely different. Unlike pop music, the artists and bands have real talent. Some alternative bands are Every Avenue, MGMT, and The Naked And Famous. They may not be played on the radio but that doesn't mean they are not great.

Alternative music is a music genre for those who have no music genre.

by FuryGirl2 September 13, 2012

Alternate Universe

A parallel existence in which events may unfold differently and particles are antimatter and so forth. A subset of the multiverse.

Amply illustrated in this Youtube conversation.

Dude 1: I shudder to think that there may be an alternate universe out there in which McCain-Palin won the elections! Wait, she could be PRESIDENT in this one!

Dude 2: There is such a universe. In that universe Gore and Lieberman won. Gore was killed by an Iraqi-Iranian-Pakistani Terrorist while he was looking out a window in the Twin Towers. President Lieberman made a tearful speech declaring Gore a martyr. He the declared World War on Islam and bombed Egypt.

The US is also bankrupt in that reality.

by Vamavid November 20, 2009

Alternative School

Where your school district sends you for stuff like Possession of Drugs, Fighting, Possession of a weapon, truancy, outside felonies, or Incorrigalbe conduct whatever the fuck that is. Where im chillin right now.

They sent me to Alternative school, fuck it man the work is easy, the food is good, and the people are cool. Im chillin.

by 40 and a blunt January 28, 2010

alternative

1)Someone who listens to what they like. if they like a song, they listen to it. if it is RnB but they like it, they listen to it. if it's heavy metal, and they like it they listen to it. if it's bubblegum pop but they like it they listen to it. they also wear what they like. if they like a designer shirt, they wear it, if they like a bright pink pair of trews they'll wear it. (even the boys) basically, someone who really is their own person, and not the hypocritical non-conformists
2)The label used in schools for people who are nots chavs, goths skaters or emos

Townie: oooooh ma god, you're a goth cos you listen to slipknot!
Alternative: I don't listen to slipknot
Townie: why you wearin' a slipknot hoodie then?
Alternative: i'm wearing a yellow t-shirt and a black jacket, since when does that mean i listen to slipknot? Slipknot are crap!

by ~bLiSs~ February 18, 2005

alter schwede

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017