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After fart

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass
Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants
by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009
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afterclap

afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.

normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping"

Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"

*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*

Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"

Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
by The Rope April 29, 2009
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Human After All

What Guy-Manuel De Homeme-Cristo and Thomas Bangalter turn out to be
We are human after all
Flesh uncovered after all
by Daniel Savio August 12, 2011
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afterface

The face you make after you bust
I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust
by FurryFag June 5, 2016
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After exams

The crunch time at the end of an academic year, when all fun or otherwise entertaining activities have to be postponed until all exams have been taken.
A: "Dude, you want to go hang out later this week?"

B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."

C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"

D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."
by DesertFox138 April 30, 2010
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after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.
I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
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afterholidaydementia

The type of feeling you get after a long holiday and going back to work. You forgot passwords, names of people, mails, meetings, etc.

It takes a few days to recover and get up to speed again.
Hey Bart, don't you remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Sorry Daniele, I am suffering from afterholidaydementia.
by elbartos January 11, 2022
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