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ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50
I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!
by Thessalonia June 6, 2017
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antique fishtank

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.
by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021
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Antiquing

When Tiffany dumped Darrin he went right back to antiquing.
by tiff12345 November 19, 2021
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antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons
The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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Antique

Pulling an antique is making a classic overplayed move that is to be expected by others
He pulled an absolute antique last night, shouldn’t even be surprised at this point...
by Bridget Jones November 23, 2021
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Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.
30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.
by Bam068 June 3, 2023
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Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .
I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023
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