Q-Tipped

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.
I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 18, 2023
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Stormy Scott

When a younger man and a older man are ass to ass, both bend over and touch turds.
Hey those two homeless guys in the park did a Stormy Scott.
by MrHeadCheese716 January 09, 2022
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Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .
I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 01, 2023
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Venus fly trap

When you wake up early from anesthesia and you have two doctors dicks in your mouth.
I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 15, 2023
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