Venus fly trap

When you wake up early from anesthesia and you have two doctors dicks in your mouth.

I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 15, 2023

Q-Tipped

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.

I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 18, 2023

Stormy Scott

When a younger man and a older man are ass to ass, both bend over and touch turds.

Hey those two homeless guys in the park did a Stormy Scott.

by MrHeadCheese716 January 09, 2022

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 01, 2023