Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MrHeadCheese716

Q-Tipped

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.

I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!

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When you wake up early from anesthesia and you have two doctors dicks in your mouth.

I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!

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A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

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When a younger man and a older man are ass to ass, both bend over and touch turds.

Hey those two homeless guys in the park did a Stormy Scott.

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