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Stank Eyez

My wife got Stank Eyez after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.
by Bam068 January 20, 2022
mugGet the Stank Eyezmug.

Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.
30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.
by Bam068 June 3, 2023
mugGet the Antiquingmug.

Stank Eye

My girlfriend got the Stank Eye after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.
by Bam068 January 20, 2022
mugGet the Stank Eyemug.

Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!
by Bam068 January 30, 2020
mugGet the Total Chodemug.

Servage

The cleavage shot you get when your waitress leans in to deliver your meal.
The Servage was outstanding at the Octoberfest, the beauty of peasant blouses.
by Bam068 December 21, 2015
mugGet the Servagemug.

THE SLINKY

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.
Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!
by Bam068 May 4, 2018
mugGet the THE SLINKYmug.

Gemini'd

When a man with MOOBS gets Motorboated in a 69 position.
Both man and woman get motorboated at the same time.
The chubby guy's girlfriend Gemini'd him for his birthday!
by Bam068 January 27, 2020
mugGet the Gemini'dmug.

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