Definitions by Bam068

Antiquing 

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.

30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.

Antiquing by Bam068 June 3, 2023

Backdrafts 

When your partner farts under the covers then waves them, and you get a fart shotgun.

My wife always appoligieses for farting in bed, then Backdrafts me.

Backdrafts by Bam068 January 21, 2022

Stank Eyez 

Getting Pink Eye from a Dutch Oven.

My wife got Stank Eyez after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.

Stank Eyez by Bam068 January 20, 2022

Stank Eye 

Getting pink eye from a Dutch Oven.

My girlfriend got the Stank Eye after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.

Stank Eye by Bam068 January 20, 2022

Total Chode 

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

Total Chode by Bam068 January 30, 2020

Gemini'd 

When a man with MOOBS gets Motorboated in a 69 position.
Both man and woman get motorboated at the same time.

The chubby guy's girlfriend Gemini'd him for his birthday!

Gemini'd by Bam068 January 27, 2020

THE SLINKY 

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.

Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!

THE SLINKY by Bam068 May 4, 2018