window shit

basiclly taking a shit on any given window,ie..mcdonalds,sak's fifth ave,any classy restaurant,preferably when people are sitting/standing next to or nearby said window.Works great with the runs.
Dude, you should have seen the old ladies faces after Billy gave'em the window shit,they were utterly disgusted.
by Sgt Slapnutz March 22, 2006
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shit show

Person who is extremely intoxicated on a regular basis. Said person blacks out often and is difficult to find in fraternity parties due to their inebriation
That Rose sure was a shit show last night. She was sooo drunk
by zuggs March 26, 2004
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ape shit

1-Really Fucked Up
2-Acting in a really fucked up way
The lion went apeshit and started to eat ppl
by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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Mad Shit

When you are taking a shit, you make angry or mad faces while pushing the feces out
Bob: Hey, what you doing?
Billy: Taking a mad shit.
Bob: Sounds very arousing.
by thelolguy November 06, 2010
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That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.
Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!
by The Little Kid May 24, 2006
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Shit Stabber

Step 1. Shit on a plate
Step 2. Place shit in freezer
Step 3. Remove frozen shit from freezer
Step 4. Stab someone with frozen shit
Step 5. Fuck the hole you created with the frozen shit

Thus making you a shit stabber.
by raahazaaa September 30, 2010
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winds-of-shit

When a bad news comes your way, troubles lies ahead.
In it's literal sense it's best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.

Listen Bubs, sounds of the whispering winds-of-shit.
Can you hear it? The shit clings to the air Bubs.

Would you mind to bring your winds-of-shit to your cube?
(in an Office)
by Dan The Rod Leroux August 11, 2006
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